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I just had a nasty experience on an elevator today – a stinky man was next to me, wafting his pits about, airing them out because he was schvitzing. I know it’s fairly warm today in Toronto, everyone knows that, so why this gentleman couldn’t have the decency to put on some antiperspirant or deodorant is beyond my comprehension.

I don’t relish my olfactory senses being assaulted by “man stench”. I was stuck on this elevator going up to the 18th floor while he was fanning his pits near me. I nearly gagged and made it obvious, I believe, that I didn’t appreciate this and moved to the other side of the elevator; and I did the typical Canadian thing, I glared but stayed mute.

I implore all men out there – wear your blasted antiperspirant, or I’ll smack you.

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