It never fricken ends!

I went to the ladies this afternoon, as I usually do so that I can avail myself of the facilities, and lo and behold….blood.

2 days before I wing off for my holidays in the sunny climes of Scotland and I have a bloody f*cking infection.

It never ends. I will state that henceforth I am on the lookout for a new body. Obviously this decrepit excuse for a functioning sack of flesh isn’t working out to expectations.