I am tired of my body. Can I please exchange it? I don’t have a problem with its plumpness (well I do, but it’s not a major issue), but with it not behaving like I would like it to.

Blast it all! Another bloody fuckin UTI. It never ends. Thankfully I have my meds for it, but I am still not happy about this.

Can someone please let me know how I can make a body exchange? This body isn’t working out to my requirements. It is defective and I’d like to return it.