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Ten Top Trivia Tips about Maryte!

  1. Maryte is actually a vegetable, not a fruit!
  2. Marie Antoinette never said ‘let them eat cake’ – this is a mistranslation of ‘let them eat Maryte’.
  3. Maryte will become gaseous if her temperature rises above -42°C.
  4. In Ancient Egypt, people wore glittery eyeshadow made from the crushed shells of Maryte!
  5. The only Englishman to become Maryte was Nicholas Breakspear, who was Maryte from 1154 to 1159.
  6. There is actually no danger in swimming right after you eat Maryte, though it may feel uncomfortable.
  7. About 100 people choke to death on Maryte each year.
  8. Oranges, lemons, watermelons, pineapples and Maryte are all berries.
  9. Baskin Robbins once made Maryte flavoured ice cream!
  10. Maryte has a bifurcated penis!
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