Oh my heart is going pitter-patter as I type. The masterful Geeklawyer, who is currently in the land of the rising sun (aka Japan), has deigned to go shopping for Hello Kitty schtuff for his Hareem.
Be still my beating heart. Whatever shall I receive from His Geekiness?
Say it ain’t so, Shania and her tousle-haired hubby Mutt Lange are separating after 14 years of marriage. My world has come to a crashing halt. Next I’ll hear of Celine Dion leaving her aging grandfather husband.
While leaving the office today I took note of a gentleman who’s hair was a very striking shade of red - a cross between burgundy & flame with a dash of violet. At first I thought he may have been dipping into the Clairol or L’oreal hair colouring products - usually used by women; older men still tend to use Grecian Hair Forumla.
What I did discover when I passed him by was that he was wearing a very bad weave. He could be bald due to medical reasons, such as cancer therapy or having alapecia. But he had his eyebrows, there were hairs hanging out of his nose, so I assumed that he was just ashamed of his baldness.
Why can’t men celebrate their baldness. Relish it, enjoy it. All you really have to do, other than wipe it down is to put some sunscreen on so that it doesn’t burn. No more need for shampoo and hair conditioner.
Celebrate your baldness!!!
Now I have heard everything. Seems an inmate one of the glorious american prisons is being starved to death, story here.
A fat man is in jail waiting for his murder trial. He went into prison at above 400lbs but is now down to a svelte 308lb, and is quite unhappy about this. He is complaining that the 3000 calorie a day prison diet is tantamount to starvation- seems his wee little tummy starts to rumble an hour after eating. He’s also pushing to have the prison serve hot meals - he hasn’t had a hot meal since September 2007 as the prison serves cold meals.
I could say that I am shocked that a complaint like this could even potentially be taken seriously. But I am not. The United States of America, home of the free and land of the brave, is a highly litigious society in which parents of fat kids try to sue McDonald’s for fattening their kids.
With regards to the fat prisoner, he’s also complaining that he’s short of breath and refuses to do any exercise in the exercise yard. Maybe if the lard-ass actually got off his arse and even strolled around the yard this might help with his hunger pangs.
I wish I had the problem of losing 100lbs in 7 months. Someone should just whoop his ass. He’s in prison, at some point he has to realise that he cannot have the comforts of home - which probably include several pizzas, fries/chips, several pounds of doughnuts and other wonderfully processed foods each day. Life is soooo hard.
Diresquirrel and myself were having an interesting conversation about sex appeal and the geek mindset.
Diresquirrel suggested that I may be able to pull geeks into my sphere of influence as I am a “catch” - intelligent with odd bits of trivia swimming about in my brain.
If I am such a hottie why are there no geeks clamouring for me?
I think Mr Squirrel might be addled in the head - prolly due to a lack of peanuts in his life.
A few years ago Diresquirrel and I were sitting at a friend’s house watching some comedy programme on the telly. And there was one comic by the name of Edwards who we found fascinating. He was talking about laser eye surgery and then went off on a rant about “come to Ed’s Pupil Hut, we may not be professionals but atleast we’re avid hobbyists”. This inspired Diresquirrel to put together this website: http://webhome.idirect.com/~mgjk/ed/
I hadn’t looked at the “fake site” in a few years ago, but something spurred me on tonight to take a look at it and see if the site is still alive. It is and I hope my readers may get a giggle or two out of it.
